The Dave and Neill show is heard weekday mornings from 5am-10am. Please note, it’s DAVE and Neill. Never Neill and Dave. Never. It just has to be that way. When is the last time you asked someone to pass the “pepper and salt”? Uh-huh. Exactly.
Ok, now that that’s out of the way, let me tell you a bit about the show. Both Dave and Neill get up at an insanely early hour. They pretend to like it. They are often heard in the halls uttering phrases like “it’s the best time of the day” and “oh, you should try it. It’s so peaceful”. Don’t believe it for a second. Given the opportunity to sleep till the twelve bells of noon and wake in a gin soaked fog of pain brought on by the party the night before, and still collect a paycheck, both would do it in a heartbeat. Don’t kid yourself.
However, bills must be paid. Dave is always spending money on his beloved Harley Davidson motorcycle and Neill subscribes to the theory “you can never have too many boats” so both continue to bring you the best morning show in Guelph, Southern Ontario, THE WORLD! That’s ambitious. You might be thinking: “better than that Ryan Seacrest dude?” Are you kidding me? That guy has a team of 5 full time employees to stir his coffee. Of course we aren’t better than him. But, when a track and field meet at St. James is cancelled due to weather, or a gas main breaks on Wyndham and you’re wondering about your friend who lives down there, do you think ol’ Ryan will tell you about it? Nope. That’s why Julianne Hough left him you know. Because he didn’t know Guelph like Dave and Neill do. Try the Dave and Neill challenge yourself and see if you don’t agree that they are the best thing since sliced bread. Listen to Dave and Neill every weekday morning for a week. If you don’t laugh at least once, we will give you 100% of what you paid for it back. You can’t possibly lose.
The Dave and Neill show is shamelessly local. We talk about stuff that you care about. Sure, we won’t ignore the big Hollywood entertainment stuff, or story about your favorite T.V. show, but there is always something going on in OUR city. Plenty of funny happens in Guelph. If it’s happening in Guelph we’ll tell you about it. It’s not just a slogan. It’s what we do.
Can you believe they let one of these morons actually write this description of the show? Gee, I wonder which one? I’ll give you a hint, it was the funnier one. After all, it is the DAVE and Neill show right?
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