A Gentleman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The man nodded...'I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the freakin' skippin'