Sometimes you can waste SOOO much time on the internet...but it's fun! I found this site this morning. It will generate random advertising slogans for whatever name you input. Try you own name, your mother in law's name or the name of your dog. The real fun is in the out of context slogans this thing generates. What's that old expression? Small things amuse small minds?...Wasn't that a slogan?
Want to try it yourself? www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan